Everyone just left the office. I'm here all alone, and it's rather nice. I've decided against looking at porn, and decided to blog instead, you lucky devils, you.

Mr. Wonderful and I will be going to a wedding this weekend. It's the wedding of the son of my parents' friends, so I'm pretty ambivalent. Really, it's just a good excuse to buy a dress, and see Mr. Wonderful in a suit. Oops, no wait, I mean this. My outfit will look something like this.

It's also an excuse to stay in a hotel and, possibly, do it. In exchange, all we have to do is seat through innumerable questioning of our lives from people we barely know. As you all know, I'm willing to endure almost anything if it means a get a bit of nookie.

It's 5:25pm now, which means my ass has been in this chair 10 minutes more than need be. I will go home, eat some cantaloupe and.... something else, I haven't quite decided yet. But, I went grocery shopping yesterday, so the options are wide open.